Graf #4

I'm a clever bag of squirrels, I believe it's cheaper and certainly easier to visit the tailor twice a year than it is to visit the gym every month, I love making myself laugh, I have two really old tattoos, one on each forearm but no one ever sees them because I wear a suit and tie everyday (maybe not a tie everyday), I grew up too fast, I partied so hard in middle school I had it all out of my system before I would have ever started college, I love things we are told are bad for us like cigars, booze, thick barely cooked steaks, and red bull. I started working full time at 13. My friends told me when I was a kid that there was a constantly spinning wheel in my head that was full of words, it would stop randomly and whatever it landed out would blurt out of my mouth, that was apparently how I formed sentences. I have a very smart and handsome 11 year old son that I love more than anything. I have a beautiful fiancée that I have spent the last 8 years with. I love my job, I work hard “and smart”, I care about people, I believe in doing things so well it literally surprises people, I travel a lot and I've been a lot of places. I've seen a lot of success and a lot of good times for a 27 year old knuckle head. I get a lot of satisfaction out of contributing to the success of others, I like seeing a new supervisor or manager “get it”, I like to have the right things to say when people need advice, I'm very social, I love a crowd and laughs and beers and funny commercials but I'm not really into TV. I love the Wii, what a riot those are!

That's a glimpse at me, who are you?